Ellen ByronJan 24, 2015I heart Taylor Swift...I do. I totally heart her. Because I have the musical taste of a fifteen-year-old girl.
Ellen ByronDec 13, 2014Anyone...Anyone who thinks man is innately good has never driven in the rain in Los Angeles. #newnovelacajuncountrymystery
Ellen ByronNov 25, 2014The couple...The couple picking recyclables out of our neighbor's trash just drove away in car way nicer than mine. I think I found my next career.
Ellen ByronNov 22, 2014I heard...I heard Benedict Cumberbatch say on NPR that his name sounds like a fart in the bathtub. He just got a whole lot sexier to me.